The man who invented daylight savings time is a thief and a liar. A thief because each Spring he steals one hour of my life, and a liar because, contrary to popular belief, time cannot “fall backward” or even “spring forward” outside of its regular, constant pace. The very notion is absurd.

There are some states in this union that have their heads on straight. The rest of us would do well to follow Hawaii, Arizona, and Indiana’s lead in abstaining from this abominable practice.

“next thing we know is they tell us to drive backwards” - Neha