Final exams are in full swing, and I just completed by far my hardest exam - 8am on Saturday, I might add. So what do I do now? I must have closure with this class. Some people obtain it by burning their textbooks. Others punch their professors in the mouth, for retribution. One time, after a high school chemistry course, a friend and I drove away from the school at high speeds and let our notes fly out the sunroof, creating a deadly tornado of chemical balancing equations and mole calculations!

Usually I get closure by closing things. When I come home from my exam to use my computer, I have about eight virtual desktops completely full of notes, slides, pdfs and websites I was using to frantically study for the exam. Nothing gives me more joy than to close each window, one by one, slowly and purposefully.